"Pst."
"Psst."
"Psst."
"Pssssst."
"Pssssssssssssssssssssst."
"Wh."
"Psst."
"Wha, what, what time is it?"
"4.40."
"Dolly?!"
"Of course."
"Do you know what time it is?"
"Of course! I just told you. ."
"Is there a fire?."
"No."
"Burglars?"
"If you, Dolly, have woken me just to tell me something about Lilly retching I shall be so cross.."
"I've been on the computer."
"MY comput..."
"And you know you think you are clever cos you can write, well type..."
"This is just tooo early," I pulled my PINK blanket up over my head, you never know, Dolly the cat with the stripes might just bugger off!
"These cats, I've seen them, they can talk..."
"Oh, groan."
"English."
"So?"
"English humans can understand ."
"Mmm."
"Honest."
"Dolly, oh striped one, if this is another Darcy Bussell episode I shall get soooo cross..."
"Blimey... thats amazing."
"Told you."
"Fantastic."
"I know."
"Could it go in your Ferdi review?"
"Oh definitely ."
The Ferdi review: the talking cat video.
"Dolly how do you know about my review?"
"Dolly."
"Dolly."
"Dolly!"
"Ferdinand; Ferdinand do you know what time it is?" Susan -female human of the household.
1 comment:
How sweet! It makes humans feel so special when we toss them little treats like this.
I believe it isn't a matter of us learning to speak Humanese. It is more a matter of us training THEM to understand Catonese. My humans have learned quite well, although they do suffer a lapse now and then requiring the occasional carefully placed claw. ;)
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