My name is Ferdinand, or Ferdinand the fantastic feline, or Ferdinand that flipping cat, depending on which side of the fence you sit. This side of the divide, I'm purrfection on paws – an accurate description. That side, I'm *#*@*"! I sit on many fences and have many stories to tell...!
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Ferdinand stuck in a bucket!
"Ferdinand?"
"Yes!"
"Why have you got a bucket on your head?"
"Because I couldn't find a bandage!"
"Oh, that's made it perfectly clear."
"Then you're lucky."
"What?"
"You're lucky that it's been made clear! Lil can't hear and I can't see."
"Well you would be able to see if you took the bucket off your head!"
"That -oh Dolly- is just it, I can but I won't! You -oh striped one- are lucky you can read this blog...!"
"I'm lucky to read your ramblings?"
... and I'm lucky because I can take this bucket off my head if I want to."
"Are you going to buy me a Christmas card this year?"
"Might be."
"I have got 50p left in my Friskies account after the soiree."
"Oh I see, this is some round a bucket way of saying you're not going to buy me anything!"
"Have you got any money?"
"Oh! now I get it you want a loan."
"No."
"I'm not giving you my money."
"I don't want it! I want you to give 50p..."
"You just said..."
Help to give this baby back his sight If every reader of The Sunday Times Magazine spared 50p this Christmas, half a million children could be saved from going blind, and a million more people could have their sight restored.
There are 37m blind people worldwide, and 75% of this blindness is either preventable or reversible. The Standard Chartered / Seeing is Believing initiative aims to make a difference to the lives of 10m people by 2010. For every £1 given by readers of Times Online and The Sunday Times, Standard Chartered Bank will also give £1, up to a maximum of £2.5m
"Oh I see!"
"See, you're lucky!"
"Ferdinand if I give you 50p or 1 dollar will you be quiet and take the bucket off your head? No, scrub that! Be quiet and leave the bucket on your head and I will give 50p... A good deal, better than any Christmas card!"
Ferdinand stuck in a bucket!
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3 comments:
stuck in a bucket for a good cause Ferdinand!
I hope you decided to take it off in time for dinner though! It's a good cause, but you can't let yourself starve!
Is your head better after the party?
Alas, I'm still in the bucket. But I have a straw and oxtail soup is surprisingly tasty!
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