Saturday, November 18, 2006

Ferdinand ginger cat's invitation

I am going to give a little dinner for all members of the catblogosphere and catnip anonymous society, well not a little dinner, a big dinner, umh!
I am going to hold a banquet, no! I am hosting a banquet- a big banquet. Umhh room for a little improvement perhaps.
I am hosting a soiree on the evening of the 24th November! That's it. Umm!

A soiree on the evening of the 24th of November hosted by Ferdinand ginger cat. Better.
A soiree is to be held on the 24th of November hosted by the ranconteur Ferdinand ginger cat. Better still.

A soiree is to be held on the 24th of November hosted by the ranconteur and bon vivant Ferdinand ginger cat. Ummh almost perfect.

A soiree is to be held on the 24th of November hosted by the ranconteur and bon vivant Ferdinand the most handsome ginger cat. Perfect.

I shall spend the week working out the menu. Dolly- oh striped one- can be hostess and serve the courses -if she can be trusted to keep her whiskers away from the cream jug, which I doubt! Perhaps I could lock her out - not give her an invitation. No she'd only rattle on the door handle and dribble on the glass.

Big Lil can sing, she has a very good voice, well it's loud and it does carry, she has been practising bohemian rhapsody- mostly at three in the morning- and she has almost perfected it. So she can be the entertainment. If we can keep away from the food- I won't share her disgusting table manners with my guests so she'll have to eat in the kitchen and join us later.
There almost sorted just -send out the invites...!

Ferdinand, bon vivant, raconteur and perfect host.


Leo said...

Dear Ferdinand
Old chum, I cordially except your kind invitation.
Casper the goodlooking

Derby said...

My Dear Ferdinand, I would be most please to accept your kind invitation. Purrs.

Derby, the Sassy Cat.

Anonymous said...

I don't have a website or a blog but can I come? Arthur
p.s I am ginger.

Anonymous said...

Dear Ferdinand,

I mu shue pooh would love to come. I will not birng lilly as her tabble mannor leave something to be desired and Iris is too little. But i expect you invited

Ferdinand said...

Yes Arthur you may come - ginger aye?! not too good looking? well anyway it would be impossible to be more handsome than me, so I look forward to seeing you.

Ferdinand said...

Dear King cat
Oh yes royalty. Of course you may attend your Highness. Wait 'till I tell Dolly that we have an H.R.H coming. Do I have a red carpet?
Gosh so much to do so little time.
I wonder why all cats named Lilly have terrible table manners?
Ferdinand: host to royalty

Hot(M)BC said...

Hi Ferdie,
We wants to come, all 5 of us! We'll try to keep Mini from eating efurrything tho. I putted your invitashun on the Cat Blogosphere this morning so's efurrycat can see it. Sorry I couldn't get it up til then, but ... well human beans, you know how they are.
Sanjee, Boni, Mini, Pepi and Gree

Ferdinand said...

Fantastic looking forward to seeing you all here.
Ferdinand: Host with the most.