“Ferdinand You know you had a fight with that black cat.”
“I did not have a fight. Fighting is something I do on very few occasions. One tomcat against another tomcat there are rules; rules of gentlemanly conduct. No I escorted him firmly off the premises. He knows where he stands.
Yes Ferdinand and it’s on the step of your conservatory!”
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Ferdinand: No comment.
2 comments:
Did you check, you know, for the "package"? Your intruding tom may well be a very smitten lady...just a thought. Perhaps he has a little crush on Dolly?
Hello
Oh yes he's a full tom cat. But this is Dolly we're talking about here. Dolly! I mean Dolly! Na.
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