Monday, December 18, 2006

Ferdinand's stockings

"How come your stocking is bigger than ours?"
"Because my name has more letters in it."

Ferdinand diplomat: or how not to put your foot in it!


Smeagol & Strider (Mystery & Gizmo too!) said...

Perfect answer, Ferdinand!

Ferdinand said...

Thank you. Though it's just the truth. Mind you. I can't confess to always speaking the truth: I'd never say that Tracey had the largest bum per ratio on the planet, and if that person were to ask: "does my bum look big in this? I'd never say your bum is the ugliest celulite ridden, stretch-marked twin orbed pizza that ever disgraced the human being. No I would not say it looks good covered in a circus tent. No not me.

Dolly said...

I would. And Martin does, and he really really really knows the quality of a good bum.
He says "sails! -one trick pony: can we just hang up her pants!!!- or we could get someone else...!
And X says: nobodies knickers are that huge!!!