Friday, December 15, 2006

Ferdinand's premiere night

ferdinand's fantastic flea circus click on image

"I would like all my chums to accept complimentary tickets for... Lil, say it Lil."
"What?"
"Your line?"
"What?"
"Your line Lil" Your Line."

"I don't know why I can't read the line?"
"Because Lil's voice carries, that's why."
"Lil your line! Your Line"
"No need to shout."

"And so, without further ado, may I present to you the premiere of, the fantastic, the fantabulous, Ferdinand's Fantastic Flea Circus."

"I could have done that."
"You have a voice like a hamster."
"How'd I do!"
"Great Lil."
"What."
"Great."
"You were ok, loud anyway."
"What?"
"Loud."


"Oi you lot at the back shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
"What?
"Lil Shhhhh."
"What?"

"Oi! You Lot! shhhhut up"
"What?"
"Lil be quiet."
"What, what?"
"shhhhhhhhhhhhh."
" Who are you shhhhhhhhhhhhhhing?"
"Lilly be quiet."
"Don't tell me to be quiet, Ferdinand tell Dolly to stop telling me to sshhhh."
"Dolly stop telling Lil to shhhh."

"Oh you want her to talk all the way through the movie?"
"No, but..."
"Lilly be quiet."
"What?"

" Right you lot I've asked you nicely and I've told you -not so nicely- and now I'm telling you to leave."
"BUT..."
"I'm..."

"Quietly!"

Ferdinand's first night."

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

They should remove thier hats, I can;t see a thing.

Davy Crocat said...

Hats?!
....!

Anonymous said...

Those pointy bits sticking up.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

I luv your circus! It looks like your premire night went splendedly.
Merry Christmas season to you!!

Smeagol & Strider (Mystery & Gizmo too!) said...

Wow, the circus is great! Wonderful job, Ferdinand!

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Well, I must say, in my almost 10 years I've never seen anything so amazing!! You've done a wonderful job of training those fleas. Now, just be sure none of them try to hitch a ride home with the audience members.

George

Ferdinand said...

Thank you, thank you and thank you. Don't worry they were all under glass.