Christmas greetings from Ferdinand and friends

We're not sending Christmas cards this year! It's either 'cos we're mean wotsits or we're sending the money we would have spent here: see!

We' d like you to use our card too,
a Christmas card from us to you.
Dont get your tongue stuck up with glue
It's free and all that you have to do...
Is send fifty pence or a dollar here

"Doesn't rhyme!"
"I know!"

... Is send .50p or a dollar, thank you!

"How's that?"
"Perfect."
"I've a line."
"Ok."
From Me, Ferd, Lilly, Martin and Sue.
"Doesn't scan."
From us and Martin and Sue!
"Nope!"
From me and you and Lilly too.
"What about the humans of the household?"
Plus Martin and sue
"No."
"Sue..."

Ferdinand not Scrooge!

"...oooH"
"No."
"..."
"No!"