Ferdinand's New Year resolution!

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"Say happy New Year to everyone from me, Ferdinand."
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"You haven't wished anybody a happy and prosperous New Year yet? Honestly!
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"And Lilly would like to say happy New Year to everyone too. "
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Sometimes Ferdinand you can be so..., so grumpy!
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"Are you foul 'cos you didn't have a fowl Christmas day?"
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"Or is it because you is ginger?"
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"It's the Mickey taking the mickey!?"
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"It's 'cos Fifi has escaped from the jar! "
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"I know what it is; it's because you had a thermometer shoved up your bum. Well you do wear your tail very high, makes it a sitting target- not that you did much sitting for a couple of days."
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"Or it's because Richard Madeley is writing an autobiography about masculine relationships and he didn’t mention a thing about you."
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"Probably all of the above, you Ferdinand are just plain cantankerous!"
H. Ha. Harumph!

Ferdinand's New Year resolution: Keep the conservatory door locked!

P.S Happy New Year