The mad male, Mufti of Australia and the ginger cat.

I could not believe my furry ears today after hearing the news. Mr Mullah Antipodean has accused all males of lacking self-control, labelled all we testosterone-fuelled beings as mad bad deviants, incapable of disciplining our thoughts or actions.

Usually, when a being lacks moderation, incarceration, sectioning under the mental health act, or if a quadruped death by shooting or lethal injection follows. So, are all we beings with big external bits between our legs in need of incarceration to protect the public from our marauding? No! The diamond ring that is stolen, the house that is burgled, the goods shoplifted are all to blame, but the male is innocent because he is by his nature totally bonkers, but as he- Sheik Taj Aldin al-Hilali -is a male his sermon according to his own philosophy is the outpouring of a criminal mind or lunatic or both.

Follow through his argument there could be no beautiful things on the planet. I could not have a new box somebody -might nick it. If I were given a new collar -a new collar for Christmas -a collar with a bow tie - an Eton collar for cats - I would deserve to get it nicked. And worse, the very worse thing about his "sermon" is he blamed not just the male but specifically cats!

Now call me paranoid but... Did he read my blog last week about face veils? Ok so ginger cat wasn't mentioned, but it could have been, I could have a fatwa against me as I write... ginger tom from Wiltshire, a ginger tomcat named Ferdinand from Wiltshire... I'll never be able to show my face again...!

Sheik Taj Aldin al-Hilali - the Mufti of Australia - condemned women who "sway suggestively", wear make-up and no hijab or Islamic headscarf, in a Ramadan sermon to 500 worshippers, The Australian reported. During the sermon al Hilali said: "If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside on the street, or in the garden, or in the park, or in the backyard without cover, and the cats come to eat it... whose fault is it, the cats' or the uncovered meat? "The uncovered meat is the problem. If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab, no problem would have occurred." The Australian also reported that he said that women were "weapons" used by "Satan" to control men.

And just one further thought as Mr Mufti seeks to explain himself...

He was reported in the newspaper as saying that he only meant to refer to prostitutes as meat, and not any woman who does not wear a hijab, but the paper said there was no mention of the word prostitute in the sermon.

...If the shop's closed for business taking the goods without consent is theft!

Ferdinand ginger tomcat: vegetarian!