I've brushed me barnet, buckled me bowtie and I've blagged a berth on a barge with Billy to Bradford. I'm interviewing the bloke from the beeb about me blog.
Brilliant!
Ferdinand: alliteratively speaking!
"Braggart."
"I'm..."
"Boastful."
"Not!"
"Am I invited?"
"No, oh striped one."
"Beast."
Ferdinand: The illiterate.
"Alliterate."
"I'm the editor and I've edited. Plus your centre parting looks stupid. And further plus you're not Robin Day."
"Bovine!"
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