Will be returning in a weeks time. Sorry about the fish! Had to have bait to bribe Billy the barge cat for a lift to Liverpool.
seee you soon wish you were here!
Lot of Love
Ferdinand
X
P.S Anyway found this and thought you'd both enjoy it.
Saturday, February 16, 2008
The cat and the crow - a love story for mother's day
Dear Dolly and Lilly
Will be returning in a weeks time. Sorry about the fish! Had to have bait to bribe Billy the barge cat for a lift to Liverpool.
seee you soon wish you were here!
Lot of Love
Ferdinand
X
P.S Anyway found this and thought you'd both enjoy it.
Will be returning in a weeks time. Sorry about the fish! Had to have bait to bribe Billy the barge cat for a lift to Liverpool.
seee you soon wish you were here!
Lot of Love
Ferdinand
X
P.S Anyway found this and thought you'd both enjoy it.
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Don’t miss me too much.
Nothing going on here... I’m bored. Lil’s asleep on the back of the sofa and Ferdinand’s away. Ferdinand has been away for weeks. I was going to put missing for weeks but I’m not missing that ginger fur ball...
The trouble with being highly intelligent is making the assumption that other beings are just as complex!
I have been trying to hack into this computer! (Ferdinand, the cad, changed the password!) Thinking laterally. Putting in different passwords and word combinations, like carrot head. Exploiting the power of the thesaurus –Ferdinand ginger cat = mangy. Today I solved the password hack -FERDINAND. Unbelievable! The stupid ginger twit.
On the desktop Ferdinand has written: Back in Feb. Off up north. Liverpool vs Havant and Waterlooville. Don’t miss me too much. Look after Lil.
Plonker. He comes from Pompey not Havant -which is over the hill. (bit like Ferdinand). Look after Lil! Ok, I’ve looked at Lil -back of sofa, snoring. Don’t miss me -I don’t.
Dolly: Hacking made easy.
The trouble with being highly intelligent is making the assumption that other beings are just as complex!
I have been trying to hack into this computer! (Ferdinand, the cad, changed the password!) Thinking laterally. Putting in different passwords and word combinations, like carrot head. Exploiting the power of the thesaurus –Ferdinand ginger cat = mangy. Today I solved the password hack -FERDINAND. Unbelievable! The stupid ginger twit.
On the desktop Ferdinand has written: Back in Feb. Off up north. Liverpool vs Havant and Waterlooville. Don’t miss me too much. Look after Lil.
Plonker. He comes from Pompey not Havant -which is over the hill. (bit like Ferdinand). Look after Lil! Ok, I’ve looked at Lil -back of sofa, snoring. Don’t miss me -I don’t.
Dolly: Hacking made easy.
Sunday, January 06, 2008
Thursday, January 03, 2008
We cats shall have very full bellies
We are going to prosper this year.
Oh, yes.
It is the Chinese year of the rat.
Which means we cats shall have very full bellies.
Happy New Year.
From: We three cats of Wil-it-shire are!
Oh, yes.
It is the Chinese year of the rat.
Which means we cats shall have very full bellies.
Happy New Year.
From: We three cats of Wil-it-shire are!
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
The cat's chorus
"Oi. Cat's chorus!"
Oh yes. Carol singers. And in fine voice we are too. Lil is wearing a scarf round her middle -but you can't see it in this video-she's still a bit threadbare.
"Oi! You lot...!
...that caterwauling...
...put a sock in it..."
"I'm putting my sock on the fireplace!" says Doll.
See he called us the cat's chorus, that's because we are so professional, we could sing in any choir and not just the chorus either!
"Ferdinand?"
"Yes Doll!"
"Is that a bucket in his hand?"
"Yes Doll."
"And has that bucket got water in it ?"
"I believe so!"
Oh yes. Carol singers. And in fine voice we are too. Lil is wearing a scarf round her middle -but you can't see it in this video-she's still a bit threadbare.
"Oi! You lot...!
...that caterwauling...
...put a sock in it..."
"I'm putting my sock on the fireplace!" says Doll.
See he called us the cat's chorus, that's because we are so professional, we could sing in any choir and not just the chorus either!
"Ferdinand?"
"Yes Doll!"
"Is that a bucket in his hand?"
"Yes Doll."
"And has that bucket got water in it ?"
"I believe so!"
"Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun."
Ferdinand: 'Tis the season of good will too.'
(Mind you Will's always been a scrooge. Bah humbug!)
Monday, December 17, 2007
Billy Connelly without the humour!
Ha ha ha ha, he he he tee he. Ha ha tee he.
We are having new double yellow lines. The cold is stopping the yellow tar from setting and it's spreading up from the gutter position to the pavement like sulfurous snow. Sticky sulfurous snow. Sticky sulfurous snow that doesn't or didn't get noticed under a moonless sky.
Ha ha tee he.
Ferdinand is wearing yellow bootees. Yellow tarred wellies. Tarred and furred wellies. Banana boots aka Billy Connelly.
"It's not funny!"
Aka Billy Connelly -without the humour!
We are having new double yellow lines. The cold is stopping the yellow tar from setting and it's spreading up from the gutter position to the pavement like sulfurous snow. Sticky sulfurous snow. Sticky sulfurous snow that doesn't or didn't get noticed under a moonless sky.
Ha ha tee he.
Ferdinand is wearing yellow bootees. Yellow tarred wellies. Tarred and furred wellies. Banana boots aka Billy Connelly.
"It's not funny!"
Aka Billy Connelly -without the humour!
Thursday, December 06, 2007
Lost his voice indeed!
Ferdinand is not not writing. He has writers block. Lost his mews! -which isn't true
"Muse."
"Muse."
...see? interrupting, that proves it. Lost his voice indeed!
My cat my friend and mews.
"Muse."
"Muse."
...see? interrupting, that proves it. Lost his voice indeed!
My cat my friend and mews.
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