Computer discs holding the personal details of all families in the UK with a child under 16 have gone missing.
But let me Ferdinand ginger cat reassure all you bald beings; there is no malicious intent.
'Every family with a child under 16...' The clues are there.
It's just Santa joining the technology revolution...
Expect a, And have you been good? email very shortly. Ho ho ho.
Ferdinand ginger cat: detective