the ginger cat diaries

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Ferdinand's diary. In no particular order...

I'll just copy exerts from Ferdinand's diary/jottings. Change I, to him and me to Ferdinand. From first to third person.

I think he would like that.

Plus when it's all typed out he can edit it. If...

Anyway so I'll just jump in: Ferdinand's diary. In no particular order...

Friday, May 22, 2009

Life's wierd!

Susan has a whole sister, Lesly; that she doesn't see.
Martin has a half sister, Rachel; that he doesn't see.
I have a naught sister, Lillian; that I don't see.

Wierd.

Life's wierd!

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

I have a cure for swine flu!

Oinkment!

Susan bought me a pressie. It's a mouse in leopard suit! It's full (plus you can refill it) with my drug of choice -catnip!

I've tried to pull it's tail off - which is turquoise - who on earth thought up a mouse with spots and a blue tail! bitten it's ears. It's still in tact though as yet. I'll have another go at it later.

I was dragging it out the catflap and Susan caught me and brought it back in.

Human beings eh-what can you do? I'll show it to Lil later. She loves catnip. Lil loved catnip.

Saturday, May 02, 2009

THE cat.

Susan called me THE cat.

She normally calls me, No Dolly.

Or, DOLLY!

Sometimes, DOLLY don’t.

Or simply OI!