"FERDINAND!”
"Streuth!"
Can’t a being get some peace? A piece of peace?
“Ferdinand, I’ve a bone to pick with you!”
"Turkey, chicken perhaps?"
I have closed my emerald eyes. 'Tis Sunday. The sun is shining warming me, my box and I.
Brian started it.
The great mower race.
Brummm brumm bloody broom.
Just got my shut eye, then...
All Sunday. Most of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Enough already. I need to sleep. Brian is the winner his lawn is cut. It has pin stripes . It could work in the city, wear a bowler hat.
No one can compete.
Apart from: His neighbour. And just as I was beginning to nod off again . His neighbour once removed. And so it went on. And on. And on... The neighbour next to the neighbour next to, etc etc
I haven't slept.
Mow mow.
I am retiring to my t chest creation by the canal bank.
Peaceful here.
Just the sound of the water lapping against...
What the...
Bloomin barge!
I'ts 5' O bloomin' clock in the morning...
Phut phut phut.
Oh go phut yourself...!
Dolly : Ferdinand is really in a bad mood!
"Streuth!"
Can’t a being get some peace? A piece of peace?
“Ferdinand, I’ve a bone to pick with you!”
"Turkey, chicken perhaps?"
I have closed my emerald eyes. 'Tis Sunday. The sun is shining warming me, my box and I.
Brian started it.
The great mower race.
Brummm brumm bloody broom.
Just got my shut eye, then...
All Sunday. Most of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Enough already. I need to sleep. Brian is the winner his lawn is cut. It has pin stripes . It could work in the city, wear a bowler hat.
No one can compete.
Apart from: His neighbour. And just as I was beginning to nod off again . His neighbour once removed. And so it went on. And on. And on... The neighbour next to the neighbour next to, etc etc
I haven't slept.
Mow mow.
I am retiring to my t chest creation by the canal bank.
Peaceful here.
Just the sound of the water lapping against...
What the...
Bloomin barge!
I'ts 5' O bloomin' clock in the morning...
Phut phut phut.
Oh go phut yourself...!
Dolly : Ferdinand is really in a bad mood!





