Don’t miss me too much.

Nothing going on here... I’m bored. Lil’s asleep on the back of the sofa and Ferdinand’s away. Ferdinand has been away for weeks. I was going to put missing for weeks but I’m not missing that ginger fur ball...

The trouble with being highly intelligent is making the assumption that other beings are just as complex!

I have been trying to hack into this computer! (Ferdinand, the cad, changed the password!) Thinking laterally. Putting in different passwords and word combinations, like carrot head. Exploiting the power of the thesaurus –Ferdinand ginger cat = mangy. Today I solved the password hack -FERDINAND. Unbelievable! The stupid ginger twit.

On the desktop Ferdinand has written: Back in Feb. Off up north. Liverpool vs Havant and Waterlooville. Don’t miss me too much. Look after Lil.

Plonker. He comes from Pompey not Havant -which is over the hill. (bit like Ferdinand). Look after Lil! Ok, I’ve looked at Lil -back of sofa, snoring. Don’t miss me -I don’t.

Dolly: Hacking made easy.

"Dolly, where are the fish?"

"Dolly, where are the fish?"

We cats shall have very full bellies

We are going to prosper this year.
Oh, yes.
It is the Chinese year of the rat.
Which means we cats shall have very full bellies.

Happy New Year.

From: We three cats of Wil-it-shire are!