the ginger cat diaries

Don’t miss me too much.

Nothing going on here... I’m bored. Lil’s asleep on the back of the sofa and Ferdinand’s away. Ferdinand has been away for weeks. I was going to put missing for weeks but I’m not missing that ginger fur ball...

The trouble with being highly intelligent is making the assumption that other beings are just as complex!

I have been trying to hack into this computer! (Ferdinand the cad changed the password!) Thinking laterally. Putting in different passwords and word combinations like carrot head. Exploiting the power of the thesaurus –Ferdinand ginger cat =mangy -having many worn spots. Today I solved the password hack -FERDINAND. Unbelievable! The stupid ginger twit.

On the desktop Ferdinand has written: Back in Feb. Off up north. Liverpool vs Havant and Waterlooville. Don’t miss me too much. Look after Lil.

Plonker.... he comes from Pompey not Havant -which is over the hill. (bit like Ferdinand himself) Look after Lil! Ok I’ve looked at Lil -back of sofa snoring. Don’t miss me -I don’t.

Dolly: Hacking made easy.

Hopefully he won't come back with a limp.

Martin is filling the van. A hired van. He's stuffing the space with Santa's suits. He should be able to get his leg over in the back of the van...

Hopefully he won't come back with a limp.

Ferdinand: Look after yourself. And watch your back!

"Dolly, where are the fish?"

There is no year of the cat!

There is no year of the cat!

A long long time ago, the Lord Buddha summoned all the animals together to assign each of them a year. When the cat heard the news, he let his friend the rat know about it and the two animals decided to go together the next day. However, the next day the rat did not wake the cat who, being a cat and loving to nap, slept through the morning. Therefore, the cat did not make it to the assembly on time and did not get a year. This is why there is no year of the cat and this is why cats hate rats.

This is the official version!

But we felines know the truth. We were betrayed by those bald tailed stumpy legged Rolands who carried the flea pest which gave our bald beings the plague and it was we cats -ok and a few dogs- that were blamed, found guilty and put to death. Thereby; allowing the Roland population to grow unfettered and the black death to spread. Vermin.

"You're not over it yet then Ferd?"

"Treacherous yellow toothed...."

"Ferd?"
"Yes."
"Why do we have a portrait of Raymond Psycho rabbit on the journal?"
"A. Because a rabbit is in the Chinese year and illustrates the point.
And B. Because we don't have any pictures of a rat.
Plus C. It will emphasize the lack of fairness! Where is the justice in having two yellow bucked toothed beings representing the years? One would be bad enough..."

"That's all we want. Fairness."
"When do we want it?"
"Now."

Ferdinand: Seeking justice.

Labels: justice, rabbits rats and the chinese calendar

We cats shall have very full bellies

We are going to prosper this year.
Oh yes.
It is the Chinese year of the rat.
Which means we cats shall have very full bellies.

Happy New year.

From we three

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Don’t miss me too much.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Hopefully he won't come back with a limp.

Sunday, January 06, 2008

"Dolly, where are the fish?"

Saturday, January 05, 2008

There is no year of the cat!

Thursday, January 03, 2008

We cats shall have very full bellies

ferdinand

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