"Ferdinand! What is that on your head? "
"Ah you noticed?"
"Noticed. Noticed? Are you completely bonkers? How could that fluorescent orange wig be overlooked?"
"Wig. Wig. This oh striped one is not a wig. Here tug it. Go on tug it. A good hard yank. Ouch not that bloomin' hard!"
"What've you got that stuck on with? Superglue."
"No this is my very own hair."
"Oh yeah right. Anyway it looks stupid!"
Dolly has no finesse. No style.
This new hairdo. I got paid for this. Yes that's right I did not pay for this hair-do! I got Paid! Good eh?
At the animal testing laboratory...
Dolly: Sometimes it's not just Big Lil that gives me cause for concern.
"Ah you noticed?"
"Noticed. Noticed? Are you completely bonkers? How could that fluorescent orange wig be overlooked?"
"Wig. Wig. This oh striped one is not a wig. Here tug it. Go on tug it. A good hard yank. Ouch not that bloomin' hard!"
"What've you got that stuck on with? Superglue."
"No this is my very own hair."
"Oh yeah right. Anyway it looks stupid!"
Dolly has no finesse. No style.
This new hairdo. I got paid for this. Yes that's right I did not pay for this hair-do! I got Paid! Good eh?
At the animal testing laboratory...
Dolly: Sometimes it's not just Big Lil that gives me cause for concern.
Labels: animal testing, cat grows hair, cure for baldness, hair regrowth, wig
4 Comments:
Oh, Ferdi, do yoo think it's a good idea to allow yoorself to be tested on? We only ask because so many beans are trying to shut down the testing labs as being cruel.
But have you seen my head?
I'm sooo handsome!
Yes, yes you are. You were handsome before the ginger curls!
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