"How much did you get paid for that catastrophe on your head."
"Fifty quid. Well, twenty five quid. 'Cos I had to share it with Bill.Twenty five pounds for me and twe..."
"Yes Ferdinand I think I can work out that Bill got twenty five quid."
"Twenty pounds!"
"And why did Billy have less dosh, Freaky Follicles?"
"Because we had to pay a fiver to a Roland."
"And what was going on with the rodent? Bald?"
"No."
"Hirsute?"
"No. Nothing at all."
"Oh right. Good."
"Just a bit bigger..."
"Oh right...
How much bigger?"
"Well I don't know how much bigger 'cos I'm no good at working out percentage increases. Never haver been very good at sums. Arithmetic. Maths. More a humanities...
"Ferdinand! How big was the rat?"
"Um! Er... 'bout the size of a small...
...cow.
And wearing a lab coat..."
"Fifty quid. Well, twenty five quid. 'Cos I had to share it with Bill.Twenty five pounds for me and twe..."
"Yes Ferdinand I think I can work out that Bill got twenty five quid."
"Twenty pounds!"
"And why did Billy have less dosh, Freaky Follicles?"
"Because we had to pay a fiver to a Roland."
"And what was going on with the rodent? Bald?"
"No."
"Hirsute?"
"No. Nothing at all."
"Oh right. Good."
"Just a bit bigger..."
"Oh right...
How much bigger?"
"Well I don't know how much bigger 'cos I'm no good at working out percentage increases. Never haver been very good at sums. Arithmetic. Maths. More a humanities...
"Ferdinand! How big was the rat?"
"Um! Er... 'bout the size of a small...
...cow.
And wearing a lab coat..."
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1 Comments:
A rodent the size of a cow and wearing a lab coat sounds...um, well...were you taking any experimental medications prior to this?
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